How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
