if only i could text you this smell
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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