she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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