no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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