I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Mom said you looked used
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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