there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
the raccoons are back...
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