it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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