Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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