Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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