i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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