so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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