We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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