shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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