I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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