I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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