and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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