did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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