She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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