fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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