I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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