did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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