Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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