To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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