I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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