Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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