were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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