You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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