well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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