Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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