no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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