We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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