ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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