he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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