The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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