how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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