You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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