"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You are the jesus of drinking
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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