Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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