she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im holly from the hills drunk
smell my finger.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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