She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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