Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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