happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
