do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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