i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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