they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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