Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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