If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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