areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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