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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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