I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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