I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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