Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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