Define "chronic" masturbator.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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