oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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